Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Team Get-away Recap

Given their current record, team president Emily Kollaja decided to withdraw the teams 4 all stars from the festivities. Deciding instead to use the all star weekend to strengthen the teams camaraderie, as well as their ability to overcome pungent odors.

In an attempt to get drunk improve moral and their winning percentage; the Cosby Sweaters packed up a rental greyhound bus and drove to West Virginia Deep Creek Lake MD for some much needed rest.

The location of the getaway was a beautiful cabin owned by minority owner Oscar Cosby. Upon arriving the team was treated to a gourmet meal consisting of brats, burgers, and brews. and

What a mistake that menu turned out to be.

Clearly unamused, forward Mark Jacyna declared "some members of the team clearly cannot handle their Brats" Grinder-water consultant Ted Shaffer echoed those sentiments but was too shaken to get out any intelligible comments on the subject "just terrible" was picked up amongst his mutterings.

Despite the setback, it seem a wonderful weekend was had by all and the sweaters appear ready for a second half push.

Quick hits

- Several illustrations were drawn early sunday morning, they are being considered as new logos.

- Defenseman Joe W was unable to attend as he is no longer welcome in the state of Maryland.

- Despite breaking the unnecessary injury clause in all players contracts, the team proceeded to ski/snowboard/Ski-blade (Luke) on sunday morning. Fun was had by all.

- Matt 'roja-rapido' Myerson impressed all in attendance with his triple cork on the rental skis.
he explained it simply "you learn alot of things in mexico. Some good, others......"


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