Catching up with Cosby

Well hello there!

Its been some time hasn't it? Lets catch up with how our beloved Cosby Sweaters have evolved over our time away!

Ready?

Lets go!

Roster Changes.

Since making the switch back to the Northern region of the Bronze division the Cosby Sweaters have made some interesting front office decisions.
Offense,
*Power forward L. Kairys (21) reported to camp 85 pounds overweight and with a severe ankle sprain. Several media outlets reported that the injury was sustained whilst fighting with a band of howler monkeys dressed in Baltimore Ravens jerseys. As for the weight gain, the snowboard shop he manages in the off season moved next door to a Belgian waffle house.

*By placing the forward on the PUW (physically unable to walk) list they freed up a roster spot that was used to sign up and coming right winger Darren Kurre (6). Kurre comes from the Lucha Libre Wrestling Federation and is expected to bring grit as well as extreme lung capacity to the Sweaters lineup.

Defense
* Matt Myerson was traded to the Manitoba Mega-stache's of the Western Canada Broomball League. Once Manitoba realized that the red haired swing-man had never heard of Broomball they immediately demanded their refrigerator back. The front office complied with little resistance.

* In Myerson's absence the squad brought up former first round selection Andrew Maksimovic. Maksimovic was drafted 8th two weeks after the Sweaters took home their first championship trophy against team Carpool. After Spending several seasons training in the Carahsoft Happy Hour league the Sweaters made good on their pick and brought the young winger up.

Transition to Bronze North.

The Cosby Sweaters were not ready for Silver. Man to man they might have been talented enough, but silver takes chemistry, Speed, and the ability to shake a 16 beer and 3 tequila shooter evening. Our Sweaters had only the last attribute. Despite Starting their title defense in silver with a rousing win against the communists. The sweaters sputtered their way to consecutive 2-12 seasons, paired with first round exits. Deciding that an emotional lift was required the team decided to return to their former division. Oh how it had changed!

In the absence of all that was once good, the bronze division had fallen into the grips of a tyrannical power, The Old Brogue.

Lets discuss "The Brogue" a team that started in bronze south with a group of friends. Unable to compete, and frustrated by their inability to score with anything with a pulse the team turned to technology. By Facebook'ing every high school student within 200 miles, team captain Madman Bass was able create an interactive web of young prodigious ice hockey players. Armed with his new network and several pounds of chocolate, Madman Bass was able to coerce several preteens to join his dark ways. This new droid-preteen army was able to conquer bronze south several times. For their efforts the juveniles were rewarded with overdone tee-shirts and extra long back rubs. Finally moving up to bronze north they would now face off with the Cosby Sweaters in a division once thought to belong to the Sweaters.

The stage was set.